Это классическая английская fairy tale “Three sillies”. Если заменить пословно диалектные слова на стандартные, то получится примерно так (один момент не очень понятен):
And mother sat down upon another chair and began to go on so bad is the maid (?= how it is bad to the maid). Just then, a father came in. Hello, he says, after staring a minute or so to the pair of them sitting there side by side rocking to and fro. Hello, am I in my own house or I am not?
